Hey, think we can get new name tags? I just remembered my name and it's just too awesome not to show off!

[He wipes his forehead with the back of his hand, and now it's visible that he's standing next to the water and pretty shirtless.]

And, just so everyone knows, my full name's Alfred F. Jones, and I have no idea what the "F" stands for! [HE ( Read more... )

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Oh--now it's working!

[He's had some trouble with this smart phone thing, but after fiddling with it for half an hour he's pretty much figured it out. He clears his throat and searches for the mic before speaking. Don't want to not be heard, y'know!]

Alright, so I guess we're all government agents or something?

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